Day Brightener – The Ten Best Caddie Responses

Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy:    “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

Number: 9
Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy:    “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number: 8
Golfer:    “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy:    “Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”

Number: 7
Golfer:    “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy:    “Eventually.”

Number: 6
Golfer:    “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy:    “I don’t think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”

Number: 5
Golfer:    “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy:    “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

Number: 4
Golfer:    “How do you like my game?”
Caddy:    “It’s very good – personally, I prefer golf.”

Number: 3
Golfer:    “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy:    “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

Number: 2
Golfer:    “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy:    “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

And the Number: 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer:    “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy:    “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

An old favourite . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . .   He finally gives up and asks his long-suffering caddy,

Golfer:    “Can you see any obvious problems ?”
Caddy:    “There’s a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”
Golfer:     He picks his club up and cleans the club face.
Caddy:    ” . . . other end.”

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