Day Brightener – More Puns To Start 2022

  1. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
  2. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. 
  3. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. 
  4. Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on. 
  5. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 
  6. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene. 
  7. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 
  8. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. 
  9. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band. 
  10. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it. 
  11. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark. 
  12. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell. 
  13. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering. 

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