A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says: “Well, we built the Parthenon.” The Italian replies “We built the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts “We Greeks gave birth to mathematics.” The Italian, nodding, says: “But we built the Roman Empire.”

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says: “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies: “That is true, but it was the Italians who included women.”

NOW THAT’S ITALIAN!

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl)  came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do.” I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.

My dental surgery is on Monday.