When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that, “ since he controlled all parts of the body, he should be boss”.
The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go”.
The hands argued that, “Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep all the rest of you going, I should be boss”.
The stomach countered with the explanation that, “since he digested all of the food, he should be boss”.
The eyes said that “ without them, man would be helpless, so they should be boss”.
Finally, the asshole spoke up and demanded that he should be boss. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. The Asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Within a short time,the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly,the hands clenched, the stomach got ill, the eyes became crossed. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit.
Moral Of The Story: You don’t need a brain to be a Boss-any asshole will do