The F*** word has become a common word, but sometimes the use of this word can be fatal….
A foursome of men waited to tee off, while a ladies’ foursome was hitting in front of them…..taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10ft. Then she went over & missed it completely. Then she hacked it another 10ft…..and finally hacked it another 5ft.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help my game”.
One of the men responded: “Well, there you have it!! You should have taken golf lessons instead.”
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43….! May he rest in peace.