Day Brightener – For The Pun Of It

Fire drill at Ikea today. We all assembled in the car park.

If anyone gets a message about canned meat do NOT open it!  It might be spam.

I’m addicted to Seaweed  I really need to seek Kelp !

I’m thinking of learning to play golf.   Are there any courses for it?

New restaurant on the moon. The food is fabulous, but there’s no atmosphere.

What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic? – Ian

I went to cinema last night and saw a film about cheese.  It was G-rated.

 Our postman is also a stand up comedian, his delivery is awful

When the Magic Circle turned down my membership request, I was disillusioned.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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