Fire drill at Ikea today. We all assembled in the car park.
If anyone gets a message about canned meat do NOT open it! It might be spam.
I’m addicted to Seaweed I really need to seek Kelp !
I’m thinking of learning to play golf. Are there any courses for it?
New restaurant on the moon. The food is fabulous, but there’s no atmosphere.
What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic? – Ian
I went to cinema last night and saw a film about cheese. It was G-rated.
Our postman is also a stand up comedian, his delivery is awful
When the Magic Circle turned down my membership request, I was disillusioned.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.