I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter, and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”.

Without skipping a beat, she said, “It’s President’s Day!”.

She’s smart, so I asked her “What does President’s Day mean?”.

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, “President’s Day is when President (Insert your favorite, or least favorite here) steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of Bull Shit.”

You know, it really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose!