Day Brightener – Two Vignettes That Pick On Men Rather Than Blondes


Candy with the Little Hole
This should make you smile.  You have to love little kids. The children began to identify the flavors by their color.

Orange …………..Orange

Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Day Brightener – British Medical Advice

Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.

  • Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
  • Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
  • Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
  • Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
  • Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
  • Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.