Day Brightener – Shopping At Tiffany

A lady walks into Tiffany. She looks around, spots a beautiful gold bracelet and goes over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little ‘oops’ and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near as she turns around,  her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Good looking as well as cool as a cucumber,  he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany, he politely greets the lady with, ‘good day, madam.  How may we help you today???

Blushing and uncomfortable,  but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed  her little ‘incident’,  she asks,  ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’

He replied, “madam .. If you farted just  looking at it – you’re going to shit when I tell you the price .”

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