A wife helps her husband install a new computer.Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a password: mypenis
As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria!!
The computer replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!