A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the U.S. Congress that included Nancy Pelosi.
Pelosi quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked her and started to leave, when she said, “I’m Nancy Pelosi and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next Federal Election.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”