Friday Frivolity – Man And Wife Humor – Some Good Ones!

An image of a woman kicking her husband.

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”

Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv.  What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription …

Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !
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For MEN…..and WOMEN with a bit of humor ??

A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?

A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children.

I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT –

what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”

The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake! “

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