Day Brightener – God Enjoys A Good Laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father’s business
  2. He lived at home until he was 33
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands
  2. He had wine with His meals
  3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut His hair
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time
  3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

  1. He was at peace with nature
  2. He ate a lot of fish
  3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 

 

 

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