- A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
- We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
- Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.
- Breaking News: Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
- Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.
I haven’t verified these on “Snopes”, but they sound about right.
