Day Brightener – Let’s Laugh With Maxine

1..Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called …’Ministers do more than Lay People’

Maxine 12..Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.  

3..The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Maxine 24..My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.  

5..The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

Maxine 36..I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.  The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.  

7..It used to be only death and taxes.      Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.

Maxine 48..A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9..My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.

Maxine 510..Definition of a teenager?   God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day:
Be who you are and say what you feel… because those that matter..don’t mind… and those that mind… don’t matter!

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