Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Thank you for flying with us. The weather is….
Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!

Then silence.

A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I’m terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap…you should see my pants!!

A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don’t you come here and see ours?*****************************************************************

He bursts into his bedroom and screams to his wife WOW, I won! I finally won the lottery! Pack your bags quick . The woman all excited replied should I pack for cold or hot weather? To which the man said I don’t care as long as you are out of my house by noon.
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What are the best kind of letters to read in hot weather? Fan mail.man wins the lottery
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2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather.
The first one says it’s going to be a hot winter. The second one replies “Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093.”
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I just bought a new hat…with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind.
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Did you check the weather for Mexico City? It’s chili today and hot tamale.
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Jewish Joke About Warm Weather
אחי היה לי כלכך חם שהבטחתי שאם יציעו לי להתנצר בזה הרגע אני אעשה את זה רק בשביל ההטבלה.

Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I’d convert to Christianity for the Baptism.
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~ Charles Kuralt
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