After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter’s to see some friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea. . .
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. . .
I quickly told them,
“The one who knows how to fix elevators. . .
“I’m not young, . . . I get tired easily,. . . and I pee a lot. . . ”