After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter’s to see some friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea. . .  

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. . . 

I quickly told them, 

“The one who knows how to fix elevators. . . 

“I’m not young, . . . I get tired easily,. . .  and I pee a lot. . . ”