It was dark and dreary on a Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
My beautiful, loving wife of 20 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?’
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing…