Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately – like illegal immigration, hurricane recovery and alligators attacking people in Florida.  Well …… not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. 

* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

And with that … three problems are solved!! 

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?  

If not — think about this:

     2. The Constitution 

     3. The Ten Commandments   

THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.   

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post – “Thou Shalt Not Steal” – “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” — and “Thou Shall Not Lie” – in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians … it creates a hostile work environment.