Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately – like illegal immigration, hurricane recovery and alligators attacking people in Florida. Well …… not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
And with that … three problems are solved!!
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
If not — think about this:
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post – “Thou Shalt Not Steal” – “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” — and “Thou Shall Not Lie” – in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians … it creates a hostile work environment.