Bonus Day Brightener – Barbie Dolls

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.  He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”

The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean?”  “We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for$19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95”.

The amazed father asks: “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s truck, Ken’s house, Ken’s fishing boat, Ken’s furniture, Ken’s dog, Ken’s computer, one of Ken’s friends, and a key chain made from Ken’s testicles.”

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