A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful Diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to more closely inspect it, she farts. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well as “cool as a cucumber” he displays all of what you would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany’s. He politely greets the lady with “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today???”
Blushing and uncomfortable but still hopeful the salesman missed her “incident”, she asks
“Sir, what is the price of the lovely bracelet?”
He answers “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit in your pants when I tell you the price!”