Jeff speaking to police sergeant: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Jeff: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Jeff: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: color of eyes?
Jeff: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Jeff: Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Jeff: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Jeff: She went in my Car
Sergeant: What kind of Car?
Jeff: BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.
Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?
Yes, my golf clubs!
Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74 Tungsten Prepreg shaft
Titleist TS3 15-degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft
Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with Nippon modus 120 x shafts
Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56- & 60-degree wedges
Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35-inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip
Titleist mid Staff bag
Nikon range finder
12 pro V1s golf balls
3 Titleist player’s Golf gloves
Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover.
Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant: Don’t worry pal. We’ll find your golf clubs.