Jeff speaking to police sergeant:  My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?

Jeff: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Jeff: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: color of eyes?

Jeff: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Jeff: Changes a couple times a year.

Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Jeff: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Jeff: She went in my Car

Sergeant: What kind of Car?

Jeff:  BMW, can’t remember what model. It’s blue.

Sergeant: Was there anything of value in the car?

Jeff: (sobbing)

Yes, my golf clubs!

Titleist TS3 9 degree driver with Tensei Orange TX flex CK60 with 74  Tungsten Prepreg shaft

Titleist TS3 15-degree Fairway wood with Hzrdus 6.5x 76g shaft

Titleist 3-4 718 TMB irons with Nippon modus 120 x shafts

Titleist 718 AP2 irons 5-50deg with Nippon modus 120 x shafts

Titleist Vokey Sm8 52,56- & 60-degree wedges

Scotty Cameron Newport 2.5 35-inch putter with Superstroke Pistol GT Tour Skull grip

Titleist mid Staff bag

Nikon range finder

12 pro V1s golf balls

3 Titleist player’s Golf gloves

Titleist towel

Alignment sticks and Stitch leather cover.

Dubai Hills by Jumeirah bag tag.

(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant: Don’t worry pal. We’ll find your golf clubs.